shwerking 

Accidentally sharded while twerking..

I ate burritos for dinner before i went to da club last night and i couldnt stop shwerking.

shwerking by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014

Shwerking 

Shitting while twerking, usually resulting in projectile elimination on all facets of the bathroom, including up the wall.

Ain't no way I'm using that stall. Squeeshah been shwerking in there after a hard night at Taco Bell.

Shwerking by discgolfdc April 13, 2016

shwerking 

term created by mother Jeon Soyeon.
shuhua + twerking, the only woman able to shwerk is yeh fucking shuhua. Respect the holy mother.

one day i tried shwerking and shuhua appeared at my door telling me i'm a bitch, indeed I am.

shwerking by yeojaslut June 17, 2022

favor sharking 

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

favor sharking by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

shwarning 

Shit warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.

I would be surprised if Al didn't have any streaks after that shwarning.

shwarning by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

shreking off 

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

shreking off by A brogre December 26, 2013