Shwanksh 

The act of starting a wank whilst you take a shit, then as one begins to climax stepping into the running shower to finish off. This ritual is completed by using your cum covered hand to wipe your arse, before slipping a cheeky finger (lubricated by the semen) into the rectal opening.
(A tradition originated from Loughborugh University)

Eyyy boys I'm off for a Shwanksh, pre's at half 9?

Shwanksh by SpooryG7 December 9, 2019

shankshaw 

Derived from "Shawshank" (i.e. "The Shawshank Redemption"), shankshawing is the process of slowly chipping away at a person until the ultimate goal is achieved.

Said "goal" is usually the love/affection of a person who is already in a relationship. First you become their friend, their shoulder to lean on when times get tough with their partner, the person they share their secrets with - then when they suddenly become single, what do you know? You are now their #1 option. BAM - shankshaw'd.

- I think I want to date Billy.
- But he already has a girlfriend.
- Don't even worry about it...I'll start shankshawing now, and in about 6 months, he'll be mine.

shankshaw by PaulTheShark June 4, 2011

shanksh

basically a cooler way of saying thanks. props to MC, much love. you cool kids in sp who say it: you know who you are.

also commonly used: "schwat" <-- figure it out

person #1: "Hey cool shirt"
person #2: "hey shanksh."

shanksh by shanksh May 15, 2006

Shwanksta 

Combination of "silly" and "gangsta."
Essentially means that you try hard, grind, but aren't a hardass and don't take yourself too seriously and treat people nicely. Everyone should try to be a Shwanksta

"What's good, Shwanksta?" (friendly greeting)

"Brian disassembled Michael's room and reassembled it in the courtyard. What a silly Shwanksta."

Used together with the word "dumb" to form an exclamation of pleasure. It essentially means: "lets fucking go!!"
"I just won the lottery bro! Dumb shwanksta dude!!"

Shwanksta by sillyshwanksta February 22, 2023

swankshire

1. a league of people who exhibit significant traits of SWANK.

2. fashionable, admirable,slightly cocky and evidently confident subset of individuals.

1. look at me gurl, dnt i just repp SWANKSHIRE !!!

2. Every thing about her shows she must have ties to swankshire.

swankshire by teeweezee April 20, 2009

shankshat 

When you hide a homemade shank up your ass and inadvertently shit it out when it gets forgotten about, thus causing the option of loosing your only prison weapon or toilet diving for the lost tool.

"I've got shit up my arm because I shankshat and I got to do over Larry Longbrow in the showers later" or " I got a perforated bowel because I pushed it up too far and couldn't shankshit it out"

shankshat by Anz123 January 28, 2022