shuffleboard 

An official beer pong match. Used mainly in high schools to avoid negative confrontations for admisistrators.

Dude, we shuffleboarding tonight?

shuffleboard by DWEEZY354324 August 16, 2009

shuffleboard 

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.

Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.

shuffleboard by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Shuffleboard Shocker

a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease

It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.

You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.

Shuffleboard Shocker by S_ May 28, 2008

Scandinavian Shuffleboard 

The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.

Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.

Scandinavian Shuffleboard by Braxxin May 2, 2011

play shuffleboard on the promenade 

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

play shuffleboard on the promenade by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011

Dusseldorf Shuffleboard 

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.

"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"

Dusseldorf Shuffleboard by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012

Shufflebored 

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.

It is January 23rd, and Robert is already shufflebored with the iPod he got for Christmas.

Shufflebored by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009