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a hot chick

plural form: shtoities
man, check out that shtoity in the car
shtoity by JD-O89 September 8, 2005
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Yukkuri shiteitte ne 

A meme involving giant, disfigured heads resembling those of Touhou characters. It originated on 2ch in early 2008 when an Anon tried to make a Shift_JIS portrait of Reimu and Marisa and failed horribly. Another Anon thought the failed attempt was humorous and drew the infamous original picture (shown below right). Ever since that fateful day, yukkuri heads have dominated parts of NicoNico and made cameos in numerous other pieces of Touhou fanart. Their catchphrase "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" literally means "Do it slowly!", but has been more loosely translated as "Take it easy!" by the English-speaking Touhou community. This remains the basis for many of the jokes centered on yukkuris.
Reimu: This stalking deformed head of me is quite annoying.
Yukkuri Reimu: Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

Shtexting 

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
Shtexting by local 5 1 June 20, 2009
it is another version of shit but said with an urban accent
stop messing with my sheit and give me a hand
sheit by Symone Knowles October 16, 2008
That's the sheeit!
sheeit by hfs May 16, 2003
a person with mad sex appeal... a really hot person
damn...that girl is shtoit
shtoit by oliviaaa June 28, 2006