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Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.
We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.
shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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A verb made of Shrek’s and Lucy’s shipname shrucy to express the chaotic behaviour of both.
Kia: I woke up to 700 messages
Nana: Lucy was shrucying this gc up last night!
shrucying by shreaky shrek November 4, 2019
The act of being particularly quiet or absent. One who might usually want to hang out with friends may be recently and increasingly absent from usuall activities with friends like parties, hangouts, sleepovers ect.
"Dude you've been so damn shromy latelly"

"Bro stop being so shromy"
shromy by Theloze January 1, 2014
a Shumyla is a hard working, kind, respectful, gorgeous, honest and generous person. she i always there for you no matter what, and you can rely on her to give you the best advice. is she loves you, she will love you with her whole heart. also, she never leaves work unfinished. she’s a perfectionist who likes to give her best in anything everything she does.
all the best people are called Shumyla
shumyla by star_light22 July 10, 2020

Shrumthi 

A cool, sweet, pretty Tamil. Also can be known as Madurai or Mamai.
Shrumthi is the sweetest thing in the world that ever happened to me!
Shrumthi by Detroit Malu Joe November 3, 2003
Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.
You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.
Shrump by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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