Shrumni

A shrumni is characterized by strong white males with high testosterone, blood as thick as honey, and unfathomable amounts of game.

You know the Shrumni Sawyer? He recently benched 450.

by HoliestShrumni December 11, 2024

Shrumding

A name for a man with a small Ding

Shrumding is soo cool you guys.

by Crybo November 29, 2019

shrumpi

a shrumpi is a small dick on a belguim man

jens his dick is shrumpi

by TheMIghtyPB June 11, 2016

Shrumping

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.

You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!

by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018

shrunion

a shrek onion

bruh that boi be looking like a shrunion

by lilcrogpits February 4, 2019

Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 7, 2019

Shrumping Gimp

A penis that’s been effected by the cold.

Wow! look at that Shrumping Gimp, it’s so tiny now!

by I’mThatChick January 24, 2021