shrunion

a shrek onion

bruh that boi be looking like a shrunion

by lilcrogpits February 4, 2019

Scrunion

Refers to a female's luscious ass. Applicable to jailbait, sorority sluts, MILFs and possibly even GMILFs for some of the more dsisturbed members of our society.

1.) Jim: I love when Alexis wears those spandex workout pants...

Joe: Yeah, you totally get a great view of her scrunion!

2.) Man, Cathy's ass is scrun-diggly-umptious!

by virex21 March 2, 2010

scrunions

Slang for Male testicles (commonly used in Australia)

Found a lump in my scrunions last night in the shower

by Greg McDonald February 3, 2006

Shronion

A shrek made by the gods of onions.

Oh, man. That shrek is amazing. It must be a shronion

by hydroear3712 July 31, 2016

Scrunion

A small cute furry animal that is naughty by nature.

Tom said to his girlfriend "you're such a little scrunion:)"

by ScrunionFreedomFighters December 21, 2009

Shronion

SHR-UN-YUN
An onion that has been infused with Shrek

Person 1: Wow I just ate a Shronion and now I'm tripping mad balls
Person 2: What the fuck bro?

by Pukas Grig V August 1, 2019

strunion

A sexual manuever acomplished by the male who is in a standing position holding his girlfriend upside down in what is seemingly a standing sixty nine but in mid process has a bowel movement on her forehead.

I was tired of dating Ratchell so last night I gave her a strunion and I believe that took care of it.

by Max. L August 28, 2008