shrumpi 

a shrumpi is a small dick on a belguim man

jens his dick is shrumpi

shrumpi by TheMIghtyPB June 11, 2016

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

strumpit 

Shakespearean word meaning slut or whore

That woman is such a strumpit.

strumpit by Yranoitcid nabru September 14, 2014

Shrimpin it

When someone sits with very bad posture, curving their back like a shrimp

"Ah my back hurts!"
"Thats because you're shrimpin it!"

Shrimpin it by Elmongo July 5, 2021

big shrimpin

Big Shrimpin by any reckoning, one of the most dazzling philosophers and one of the most penetrating, wide-ranging, and influential thinkers in the history of philosophy. Some say he draws his source of infinite knowledge from the Rockstar Energy Drink. His work can be found on Twitter @bigshrimpin420.

Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream

Big Shrimpin: i am supposed to put the toast in the toaster sideways or upside ways?

big shrimpin by Stinky smelly December 19, 2019

scrumping 

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

scrumping by Kylee August 11, 2003

shrampies 

jumbo shrimp, as defined by elenoar shellstrop

lemme get some more of thoe shrampies.

shrampies by big shaq's not hot February 12, 2018