HoliestShrumni's definitions

Shrumni

A shrumni is characterized by strong white males with high testosterone, blood as thick as honey, and unfathomable amounts of game.

You know the Shrumni Sawyer? He recently benched 450.

by HoliestShrumni December 11, 2024

Wagoogistan

Wagoogistan is a country within central Virginia and is home to the Shrumni. Wagoogistan has a nuclear arsenal estimated to be in the thousands and although not recognized as a global power is the host of many underground PMC groups throughout the world.

Wagoogistani PMC's were responsible for the capture and killing of the Shrumnigga Silas Vanderlin, a notorious gang leader.

by HoliestShrumni January 9, 2025