(n) The act of raising the expectations of forum members by posting a story (typically regarding a member of the opposite sex) as it develops in real time, updating every three or four minutes but ultimately failing to provide a conclusion.
Forum member A: So what happened with you and that girl mikey?
Forum member B: Yeah, what happened
(no response from mikey after 2 days)
Forum member A: OMGWTFBBQ we've been syringered.
1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.
2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.
“Man dude, I was walking in a abandonedbuilding and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”