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syringered 

(n) The act of raising the expectations of forum members by posting a story (typically regarding a member of the opposite sex) as it develops in real time, updating every three or four minutes but ultimately failing to provide a conclusion.
Forum member A: So what happened with you and that girl mikey?
Forum member B: Yeah, what happened
(no response from mikey after 2 days)
Forum member A: OMGWTFBBQ we've been syringered.
syringered by A.C. August 6, 2004

shriggered 

a combination of "shook" and "triggered" for when something surprises/offends you so much you cannot function
"did you see that plot twist- bitch im shriggered"
shriggered by malec4lyfe April 20, 2017

Sniggered 

The past tense act of projecting feces or ejaculating into one's own pants
"Uh oh I just sniggered my pants"
Sniggered by Kcrede September 6, 2017

Jerry Springered 

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.
While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!
Jerry Springered by Panty Thief November 3, 2008

syringered 

Being bitten by a spider.
That spider just syringered my arm.
syringered by JC August 19, 2004

syringered 

It would be a VERB not a NOUN. (rolls eyes)
"I've been syringered."
As opposed to
"I'm a syringered."
Duh.
syringered by DS October 30, 2004