Shakeology 

Shakeology

A multivitamin, dehydrated grass clippings and a choice of either chocolate, strawberry or 'greenberry' sweetener blended together, put into bags and purchased by P90X-Sheep & overweight housewives for $150 a bag hoping that it's magical.

If you buy Shakeology you are instantly classed a moron.

Carl Daikeler (CEO of Beachbody, the company that sells Shakeology): Buy Shakeology today for only $5000 for a 30-day supply. If you don't want to buy it i'll just get my army of Beachbody coaches to talk negatively about you on their poorly SEO'd websites. Now buy all my products you dimwitted assholes or you'll become fat and die by next Christmas.

Anybody with vague knowledge of nutrition: Bro you could just buy a multivitamin for like $3 instead of wasting your money on a liquid form multivitamin pumped full of non-existance berry extracts and dried out lawn trimmings from the four corners of the world.

Shakeology by TonyHerton August 16, 2012

Shrekology 

Shrekology is a system of beliefs, often characterised as a religion, in which Shrekologists believe in the divinity of Shrek. This belief system originates from the Shrek movie series, with it's first release dating back to 2001. The belief generally held by Shrekologists is that the Shrek movies are based upon real eye-witness accounts of Shrek. Another widely known eye-witness account of Shrek is Shrek is Love Shrek is Life a story which was posted on 4chan on January 14th, 2013. The story portrays a 9 year old boy who has deep emotions for Shrek, getting his anal walls roughly penetrated by Shrek, before his butthole gets filled with Shrek love.

Shrekology:

Shrek is love
I say,
Shrek is life

Shrekology by Mormon Fetus May 9, 2014

Shartology 

The detailed study of sharts (shit farts) and their effects on not only the human body, but organisms in general.

Greetings, fellow peer. What would you like to pursue in the future?

Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.

Shartology by Word master 123456789109876543 November 25, 2021

smokeology 

the study of smoke to see the different properties in it such as density, color, taste, smell, etc. to determine qaulity for smoking. good to know so you dont get bad smoke go up in your lungs.

Man this shit dont smoke right its all cut up im going to have to teach you some smokeology so you dont bring this shit again. are you trying to kill me?

smokeology by kushtoking October 22, 2008

Shoeology 

The study of types of shoes, their classification, and which foot they go on.

"Gabrielle is a shoeologist, she helped me figured out that the right shoe goes on my RIGHT foot."

"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"

Shoeology by Big Woods November 20, 2011

spaceology 

spaceology was a formerly chatmod on the popular minecraft server CreativeFun and was apart of the first mass false banning by one of the server owners. He was known to be hard at work, relentless and very caring.

Person 1: Hey you remember spaceology?
Person 2: Yeah! he was really nice.

spaceology by some_random_gamer_boy May 27, 2020