Shredology

Shredology is quite simply the Study of Shredding, or as some people call it, MAD sk8 boarding skill.

Shredology is used in popular phrases heard in many popular films. Here are some prime examples

Spider-man 2: "That dude is a master of shredology"-An "interview" with a civillian.

The strangers: "I like shredology"- The main character

Braveheart: "Aye, that man's an expert in shredology"- A highlander talking about Mel Gibson.

The Dark Knight: "Lamboghini"- Albert

The Matrix: "Take the red pill, and you will be a master of shredology"- Morpheus, Trying to convince Keanu to take the red pill

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: "Gollum is his name...A real doctor of shredology"- Gandalf, Warning Frodo about Gollum.

IM A DOCTOR OF SHREDOLOGY - An easy way to call yourself a doctor

by The Dark schedrrer February 21, 2009

Shreddology

The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.

Aesthetic gods religion. Shreddology.

by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015

sirenology

Sirenology is the study of the nature, origin, and cultural impact of the species mermaid. In the 20th century this area of study became broadened to include human women considered to be a temptress or seductress especially celebrities such as Mae West and Marilyn Monroe. Contemporary music videos such as those of Lady Gaga and Rihanna continue the long association between music and the siren in mythology and human culture. In the 19th century Sirenology also was used as a term in the study of the aquatic mammals manatee and dugong which became involved in Mermaid theory.

The study of the religious significance of Lasyrenn in Haitian Vodou is considered to be one example of Sirenology.

by mlajoue May 5, 2016

Shrekology

Shrekology is a system of beliefs, often characterised as a religion, in which Shrekologists believe in the divinity of Shrek. This belief system originates from the Shrek movie series, with it's first release dating back to 2001. The belief generally held by Shrekologists is that the Shrek movies are based upon real eye-witness accounts of Shrek. Another widely known eye-witness account of Shrek is Shrek is Love Shrek is Life a story which was posted on 4chan on January 14th, 2013. The story portrays a 9 year old boy who has deep emotions for Shrek, getting his anal walls roughly penetrated by Shrek, before his butthole gets filled with Shrek love.

Shrekology:

Shrek is love
I say,
Shrek is life

by Mormon Fetus May 9, 2014

Shoeology

The study of types of shoes, their classification, and which foot they go on.

"Gabrielle is a shoeologist, she helped me figured out that the right shoe goes on my RIGHT foot."

"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"

by Big Woods November 20, 2011

shreddology

1 Thou shalt not worry about what the pros do, but trust yourself and be pleased with yourself - if the boots fit, buy them, not because it is a Shaun White Model. 2 Thou shalt not specify. 3 Thou shalt not steal the gear for your brother! 4 Thou shalt wear Protections (even in the horizontal). 5 Thou shalt not hurt others, maim or kill, just because they are inexperienced or they lack control. 6 You shall hold such in honor, who have more experience or trying to improve. Respect demands respect! 7 Thou shalt thy brother in the park do not take the right of way. 8 Thou shalt not be a poser. 9 You shall not defile your ski resort with garbage (and not others). 10th Thou shalt not ski!

the religion of snowboarders

learn the shreddology before goin' the park!

we live by the shreddology, the written law of snowboarding by snowboarders, for snowboarders

by blipsqueek December 4, 2013

swedology

The study of the great field of Swed

Yo man i can't believe Bob Marley is long gone, mein, he was like the epitome of the swedology industry

by CobToThaMax June 19, 2011