The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.
by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015
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the religion of snowboarders
the religion of snowboarders
learn the shreddology before goin' the park!
we live by the shreddology, the written law of snowboarding by snowboarders, for snowboarders
we live by the shreddology, the written law of snowboarding by snowboarders, for snowboarders
by blipsqueek December 4, 2013
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Shrekology is a system of beliefs, often characterised as a religion, in which Shrekologists believe in the divinity of Shrek. This belief system originates from the Shrek movie series, with it's first release dating back to 2001. The belief generally held by Shrekologists is that the Shrek movies are based upon real eye-witness accounts of Shrek. Another widely known eye-witness account of Shrek is Shrek is Love Shrek is Life a story which was posted on 4chan on January 14th, 2013. The story portrays a 9 year old boy who has deep emotions for Shrek, getting his anal walls roughly penetrated by Shrek, before his butthole gets filled with Shrek love.
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Shredology is used in popular phrases heard in many popular films. Here are some prime examples
Shredology is used in popular phrases heard in many popular films. Here are some prime examples
Spider-man 2: "That dude is a master of shredology"-An "interview" with a civillian.
The strangers: "I like shredology"- The main character
Braveheart: "Aye, that man's an expert in shredology"- A highlander talking about Mel Gibson.
The Dark Knight: "Lamboghini"- Albert
The Matrix: "Take the red pill, and you will be a master of shredology"- Morpheus, Trying to convince Keanu to take the red pill
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: "Gollum is his name...A real doctor of shredology"- Gandalf, Warning Frodo about Gollum.
IM A DOCTOR OF SHREDOLOGY - An easy way to call yourself a doctor
The strangers: "I like shredology"- The main character
Braveheart: "Aye, that man's an expert in shredology"- A highlander talking about Mel Gibson.
The Dark Knight: "Lamboghini"- Albert
The Matrix: "Take the red pill, and you will be a master of shredology"- Morpheus, Trying to convince Keanu to take the red pill
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: "Gollum is his name...A real doctor of shredology"- Gandalf, Warning Frodo about Gollum.
IM A DOCTOR OF SHREDOLOGY - An easy way to call yourself a doctor
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Scott: "Have you ever heard of shiedeology? It will change your life and give you direction."
Brandon: "You guys and your damn cults."
Scott: "Have you ever heard of shiedeology? It will change your life and give you direction."
Brandon: "You guys and your damn cults."
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