sirenology

Sirenology is the study of the nature, origin, and cultural impact of the species mermaid. In the 20th century this area of study became broadened to include human women considered to be a temptress or seductress especially celebrities such as Mae West and Marilyn Monroe. Contemporary music videos such as those of Lady Gaga and Rihanna continue the long association between music and the siren in mythology and human culture. In the 19th century Sirenology also was used as a term in the study of the aquatic mammals manatee and dugong which became involved in Mermaid theory.

The study of the religious significance of Lasyrenn in Haitian Vodou is considered to be one example of Sirenology.

by mlajoue May 5, 2016

Shrekology

Shrekology is a system of beliefs, often characterised as a religion, in which Shrekologists believe in the divinity of Shrek. This belief system originates from the Shrek movie series, with it's first release dating back to 2001. The belief generally held by Shrekologists is that the Shrek movies are based upon real eye-witness accounts of Shrek. Another widely known eye-witness account of Shrek is Shrek is Love Shrek is Life a story which was posted on 4chan on January 14th, 2013. The story portrays a 9 year old boy who has deep emotions for Shrek, getting his anal walls roughly penetrated by Shrek, before his butthole gets filled with Shrek love.

Shrekology:

Shrek is love
I say,
Shrek is life

by Mormon Fetus May 9, 2014

Silentology

the study of shutting the fuck up about scientology

Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo

by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

signology

The art of communicating with someone by using random hand motions that are generally irrelevant to what you are actually trying to say.

Using signology in math class is a great way to tell your friend three desks behind you that a guy was walking down the street in Mexico.

by the "Sh" in KaSh November 5, 2006

semenology

The practice of mixing semen into cocktails. Cocktail favorites such as Mexican cumslide.

Just reading the recipe for watermelon gin jizz and it says 1-2tsp fresh semen. Yeah mate it's from the bartender's handbook of semenology. It's all about making the most of cum

by New ways December 8, 2013

Silentology

The art and science of suppressing the audible parts of a fart.

"Dude, I have had really bad gas all night!"
"Wow, I haven't heard you fart once, you must be practicing silentology"

"I am a well practiced silentologist"

by fishless12 October 26, 2014

Shredology

Shredology is quite simply the Study of Shredding, or as some people call it, MAD sk8 boarding skill.

Shredology is used in popular phrases heard in many popular films. Here are some prime examples

Spider-man 2: "That dude is a master of shredology"-An "interview" with a civillian.

The strangers: "I like shredology"- The main character

Braveheart: "Aye, that man's an expert in shredology"- A highlander talking about Mel Gibson.

The Dark Knight: "Lamboghini"- Albert

The Matrix: "Take the red pill, and you will be a master of shredology"- Morpheus, Trying to convince Keanu to take the red pill

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: "Gollum is his name...A real doctor of shredology"- Gandalf, Warning Frodo about Gollum.

IM A DOCTOR OF SHREDOLOGY - An easy way to call yourself a doctor

by The Dark schedrrer February 21, 2009