Shrek On 

A female erection "Sherection" which can be shortened to a Shrek On. This can happen when the clitoris is stimulated and full of blood, which makes it erect. This is similar to the male equivalent but naturally a little more discreet.

This would be subsequent to the term "fanny flutter"

Rachel said to Garry whilst in the throws of passion "I've got a massive Shrek on"

(Good looking guy walks past)
Rachel: He just gave me a " Shrek On"

Shrek On by The KDT September 14, 2020

shrek on the deck 

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

shrek on the deck by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017

Shrek 2 on VHS 

Shrek 2 on VHS is an item that is one of the most valuable objects in the universe. Some may say it is more important to human culture and history than the Holy Grail.

“Is that it” “Yes, it’s Shrek 2 on VHS”

Shrek 2 on VHS by Mememaster2”420 June 26, 2020

Hop on Shrek the Third 

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.

Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"

Hop on Shrek the Third by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Shred On The Yoinky 

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

Shred On The Yoinky by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021

Shred on the yoinky 

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

Shred on the yoinky by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021

Shred on the Yoinky 

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.

"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."

Shred on the Yoinky by ImpossiblePath January 6, 2021