UltimateKeyboard's definitions

Hop on Elden Ring

A term used by dark souls players to signal that they will be jerking off to gay porn.

"Hey Jimothy, I'm gonna hop on Elden Ring later, will you?"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Hop on Urban Dictionary

A term used by men in their 20s as code to say that they will be having a gay orgy tonight. This term constantly confuses the KGB and FBI.

Tom: "Hey John, wanna hop on Urban Dictionary later?"
John: "Sure thing Tom! I'll get the dildos!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Hop on Shrek the Third

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.

Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022