Shramps, shrAmps, shrampS

Shramps, shrAmps, shrampS

Shramps, shrAmps, shrampS

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Shramps

(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.

Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."

by Joe W Newman October 18, 2008

los mega shrimps

A Group of friend who have giant dicks.

Did you see those kids from Ted K. Tajima they are los Mega Shrimps

by Alfonso De La cruz November 18, 2016

Shromps

A large pack of thick shrimps.

"Hey honney, tonight we are eating good, i got these shromps at the supermarket."

by Guyshrimp May 24, 2020

Shramp

Noun
The past tense of shrimp.

Tim: i cant beleive i ate all that shramp
Bill: you mean shrimp?
Tim: they were before i ate them, now they are shramp
Bill: damn homie im bricked up

by The prawn man May 11, 2023

Shramp

when someone is a stupid crippled whore/tramp, and they smell mightily of shrimp n' piss. there fore becoming a shramp.

Damn, that bitch smells like Shramp!!

by JD & MTP & ER October 22, 2008

Shamps

The abbreviation for Champagne

We was in the club poppin' them Shamps all night.

I got a massive headache from all the Shamps I drank last night.

Champs is short for Champions. Shamps is short for Champagne

by The corrector August 29, 2013