Shramp

Noun
The past tense of shrimp.

Tim: i cant beleive i ate all that shramp
Bill: you mean shrimp?
Tim: they were before i ate them, now they are shramp
Bill: damn homie im bricked up

by The prawn man May 11, 2023

Shramp

when someone is a stupid crippled whore/tramp, and they smell mightily of shrimp n' piss. there fore becoming a shramp.

Damn, that bitch smells like Shramp!!

by JD & MTP & ER October 22, 2008

Shramp

A moist unclean vagina, often producing smegma or other unholy substances.

Man: dude why didn’t you go down on her?
Dude: I couldn’t man, she had a shramp.

Guy: she has a shrampy pussy

by Arnoldhiesenbauer November 4, 2021

Shramp

A girl be the name of Emma. This is her amazing nickname.

That Shramp is so good at basketball

by Albert nicoleesnow January 6, 2017

Shramp

A Midget Shrimp Also When you grab someone by the ass and open their ‘doors’

1) oh look a shramp
2) I shramped Erin last night

by ShrimpyMalone January 31, 2018

Shramp

A shramp is someone who will try to fight you but can't. He is a loser and won't admit it. A shramp is basically a shrimp but they are people and they will do anything to be accepted.

You use the word when they try to verbally attack you, because they can't do anything about it.

"That guy is such a shramp" "You are all shramps"

by Yaboiisyeehoi December 10, 2017

Shramps

(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.

Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."

by Joe W Newman October 18, 2008