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(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.
Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."
by Joe W Newman August 28, 2008
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when someone is a stupid crippled whore/tramp, and they smell mightily of shrimp n' piss. there fore becoming a shramp.
Damn, that bitch smells like Shramp!!
by JD & MTP & ER September 11, 2008
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A Midget Shrimp Also When you grab someone by the ass and open their ‘doors
1) oh look a shramp
2) I shramped Erin last night
by ShrimpyMalone January 31, 2018
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A girl be the name of Emma. This is her amazing nickname.
That Shramp is so good at basketball
by Albert nicoleesnow January 06, 2017
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Owning a hill on a board like a pro. Shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a car and hit the downhill slope on your board even faster.

An unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.
Damn, I just shramped this hill on my board. I didn't even blink. owned.
by Gimodos May 16, 2008
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Owning a hill on a board like a pro. Shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a moving car and hit the downhill slope on your board like a true shramper would. An unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.
Damn, I just shramped this hill on my board from top to bottom.
by Gimodos May 18, 2008
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