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(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.
Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."
Shramps by Joe W Newman October 18, 2008
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Shramps, shrAmps, shrampS 

los mega shrimps 

A Group of friend who have giant dicks.
Did you see those kids from Ted K. Tajima they are los Mega Shrimps

shrampies 

jumbo shrimp, as defined by elenoar shellstrop
lemme get some more of thoe shrampies.
shrampies by big shaq's not hot February 12, 2018

Shrampies 

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ShrimpSkin 

A small uncircumcised dick with large amounts of foreskin hanging off....
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ShrimpSkin by AznperswayzioN November 13, 2009
A large pack of thick shrimps.
"Hey honney, tonight we are eating good, i got these shromps at the supermarket."
Shromps by Guyshrimp May 24, 2020
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