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verb form of the noun "spunk,"
i.e. "to ejaculate"
"spit on her back, and when she turns around you sponk right in her face"
by Spunk Monkey November 09, 2003
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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A Sponk is a very stupid person. A Sponk is a person that cannot comprehend their surroundings and acts like a really dumb Karen. A Sponk is just someone you don't want to talk to.
A Sponk is also an insult that can be used to describe anyone as anything.

The word was made by Nathan W, along with the other words of "dooboo" and "idot"
Nathan said: "Sam, you are a sponk"
by Jeebo17 March 04, 2021
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sponk is an alien cat that knows how to code from another universe. He also has six packs.
Denc: OMG, he's so cool!!
Steveo: He knows how to code that's like so smart!
Juu: Sponk is so strong, he has six packs!!!
by sponk cat lord July 05, 2020
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sponking .to Sponk ......the art of hitting someone across their face with your erect penis until you ejaculate
I was Sponking him so hard i came without touching
by salfordave February 03, 2013
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an exclemation emited by a peice of shoddy machinery when it has just broken
*SPONK* uh oh....that didnt sound good
by sonic death September 03, 2003
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A cross or combination of spooningand bonking
She only wanted to spoon, but we ended up sponking
by Smurphin November 09, 2011
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