sponk

verb form of the noun "spunk,"
i.e. "to ejaculate"

"spit on her back, and when she turns around you sponk right in her face"

by Spunk Monkey November 9, 2003

Sponk

A Sponk is a very stupid person. A Sponk is a person that cannot comprehend their surroundings and acts like a really dumb Karen. A Sponk is just someone you don't want to talk to.
A Sponk is also an insult that can be used to describe anyone as anything.

The word was made by Nathan W, along with the other words of "dooboo" and "idot"

Nathan said: "Sam, you are a sponk"

by Jeebo17 March 4, 2021

sponk

sponking .to Sponk ......the art of hitting someone across their face with your erect penis until you ejaculate

I was Sponking him so hard i came without touching

by salfordave February 3, 2013

sponk

an exclemation emited by a peice of shoddy machinery when it has just broken

*SPONK* uh oh....that didnt sound good

by sonic death September 3, 2003

Sponk

A cross or combination of spooningand bonking

She only wanted to spoon, but we ended up sponking

by Smurphin November 9, 2011

Sponk

Noun
When he spanks you real good and you enjoy it.

Hey last night he gave me a sponk.

by IOnlyWearBlack456 July 17, 2017

Sponk

A sponk is a person who stinks and won’t control their temper.

Oh my gosh that guy is such a sponk!

by 69483769473736669 May 18, 2020