Shpock

A man's shpock is the patch of scrotum that extends a short distance up the underside of the shaft of the penis.

"He goes wild when she tickles his shpock"

by ToySoldierTiBB October 9, 2018

shpock

Have sexual intercourse with (someone). Synonym for fuck.

Seriously?! Go shpock yourself!

by lstar44 May 13, 2018

Shpock

An app where you can sell stuff you don't need and buy stuff you do need.

"I'm moving and I need to sell my old couch fast, what -"
"Shpock it!"

by EricApplegren October 15, 2018

shockley

hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.

by Reknown February 11, 2014

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

modified ray-ray shocker

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Arachnoleptic Shock

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.

Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"

by Just Brushed September 23, 2011