Shplandit

An overweight, deaf elderly cat with dementia who is loved more than anything in the world.

"I cant believe your cat is 17 years old!" "Yes, Bandit is a shplandit."

Shplandit by 1Sexyfreakymama March 22, 2024

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Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

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Shplandit • Spandita • ShaLandis • Shiladitya • shpadittle • Shpladat • shplagit • Spanditard • splandiferous • splandifferous

splandiferous

1)A kick-ass word made up by Destery Smith from DesandNate on Youtube.

2)A word to describe your day

"Hey Hun,how was your day?"

"Oh it was SPLANDIFEROUS thank for asking"

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splandiferous by SplandiferousGurrrllll March 22, 2010

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sprandit

Noun. 1. The little metal piece situated in the middle of the spinning wheel on a lighter that people mistakenly refer to as "that child safety thing." 2. The piece that is usually removed by dedicated smokers to facilitate the use of the lighter, which adds to the thumb's grip and uses less pressure to spin the wheel and create a flame.

Can usually be removed using a knife, key, fork, tweezers, or any other thin metal tool.

"Why haven't you taken the sprandit off of this lighter yet? You know I'm drunk."

"I always take the sprandits off of my BIC with a fork. But yesterday I used a pocket knife."

sprandit by VogueGoat November 21, 2011