Shplandit

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An overweight, deaf elderly cat with dementia who is loved more than anything in the world.

"I cant believe your cat is 17 years old!" "Yes, Bandit is a shplandit."

Shplandit by 1Sexyfreakymama March 22, 2024

Words you can keep

Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

Related Words

Shplandit • Spandita • ShaLandis • Shiladitya • shpadittle • Shpladat • shplagit • Spanditard • splandiferous • splandifferous

splandiferous

1)A kick-ass word made up by Destery Smith from DesandNate on Youtube.

2)A word to describe your day

"Hey Hun,how was your day?"

"Oh it was SPLANDIFEROUS thank for asking"

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splandiferous by SplandiferousGurrrllll March 22, 2010

sprandit

Noun. 1. The little metal piece situated in the middle of the spinning wheel on a lighter that people mistakenly refer to as "that child safety thing." 2. The piece that is usually removed by dedicated smokers to facilitate the use of the lighter, which adds to the thumb's grip and uses less pressure to spin the wheel and create a flame.

Can usually be removed using a knife, key, fork, tweezers, or any other thin metal tool.

"Why haven't you taken the sprandit off of this lighter yet? You know I'm drunk."

"I always take the sprandits off of my BIC with a fork. But yesterday I used a pocket knife."

sprandit by VogueGoat November 21, 2011

splandifferous

greatly awesomeness

person 1: how was your day?
person 2: oh it was splandifferous!

splandifferous by myfriendsareodd. August 8, 2010

Spanditard

Form of insult to describe someone as being of low intelligence

Mike: 'What did you say John? You forgot to bring the beer to the party? Oh man...your such a spanditard.' Used mainly in Limerick, Ireland.

Spanditard by Fifibooboo April 5, 2009

shplagit

The sound you make to simulate hitting somebody so hard their teeth rattle.

You man I smacked that beyatch so hard. It was like shplagit and the ho went down.

shplagit by Drip May 6, 2003

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026