Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

Hand Shower

To be fondled or groped all over by another, usually a creepy older man, in a friendly greeting or a show of affection.

"Oh my gosh Marcia, did you see the way George just gave Jamie the Hand Shower after congratulating her for the speech she gave at the seminar?"

by Jayda1 March 25, 2010

Handstands in the Shower

To clean your vagina and ready it to eat

He will be here soon, I have to go do handstands in the shower

by mrsdigi December 17, 2008

handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal

Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow

by gav-wan July 13, 2018