Showcohol 

An alcoholic beverage you drink in the shower. If it's alcoholic and you're drinking it in the shower, you're drinking showcohol.

Jake: "You wanna see 'Hanna' in theaters tonight?"
Nicole: "EW! No, what? No, gross, oh, no, what? No way, man."
Jake: "How about we just have a showcoholic beverage instead?"
Nicole: "Oh yeah, I love showcohol!"
Jake: "I'll bring the wine, you pre-heat the shower?"
Nicole: "DONE."

Showcohol by Esau's Birthright May 24, 2011

shopohol

An alcoholic beverage women drink with one purpose, to get hammered to the point they have purchased one of everything in their size from the mall.

Guy #1: That lady is such a shopoholic, did you see how many Nordstrom bags she was carrying?

Guy #2: Yeah I know right. She downed three bottles of shopohol before checking out.

shopohol by Turkey Torso November 27, 2009

showchoir 

1. A group of girls and girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
2. A group of girls in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
3. A group of girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
See show choir.

Innocent bystander #1: Oh look at those people, they're covered from head to toe in sequins!
Innocent bystander #2: Yeah, they must be in showchoir.

showchoir by zoe December 13, 2003

shopoholic 

Someone who almost never comes through her door way without a shopping bag. A shopoholic is usually super-rich and popular. Addicted to shopping.

Massie Block from 'The Clique Series' by Lisi Harrison is a shopoholic.

shopoholic by Olivia Ravel October 31, 2006

Showchoir 

The most fucking AWESOME thing in the world. We showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. People think that it isn't a sport, but they can SUCKIT~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous... :)

YOU: -after showchoir performance- *walks up to our showchoir and snaps fingers in my face* HELLOOO?! Boring showchoir person? Listen to me, you sparkling SMURF.
ME: Oh, HELL naw. :|
(the showchoir circles you as I kick your lilly ass)
YOU: I'm sorry!!!!!
ME: *laughs maliciously, wringing hands* I didn't hear you...

Showchoir by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O April 14, 2009

Showerholic 

Someone who showers way too many times a day.

Dad: Our water bill is outrageous, it's because our daughter showers 5 times a day!
Mom: I know, we need to find help for her. She's becoming a showerholic.

Showerholic by Neurism November 15, 2011

showchoir 

a group of awesome girls who sing and dance and parade around in sequined vests and silver flowy skirts.

dude. those girls are singing! and dancing! and they're sequined-y!

total showchoirness...

showchoir by ZOEwasHerNAMEo May 20, 2005