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Showcohol

An alcoholic beverage you drink in the shower. If it's alcoholic and you're drinking it in the shower, you're drinking showcohol.
Jake: "You wanna see 'Hanna' in theaters tonight?"
Nicole: "EW! No, what? No, gross, oh, no, what? No way, man."
Jake: "How about we just have a showcoholic beverage instead?"
Nicole: "Oh yeah, I love showcohol!"
Jake: "I'll bring the wine, you pre-heat the shower?"
Nicole: "DONE."
by Esau's Birthright May 24, 2011
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shopohol

An alcoholic beverage women drink with one purpose, to get hammered to the point they have purchased one of everything in their size from the mall.
Guy #1: That lady is such a shopoholic, did you see how many Nordstrom bags she was carrying?

Guy #2: Yeah I know right. She downed three bottles of shopohol before checking out.
by Turkey Torso November 27, 2009
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showchoir

1. A group of girls and girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
2. A group of girls in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
3. A group of girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
See show choir.
Innocent bystander #1: Oh look at those people, they're covered from head to toe in sequins!
Innocent bystander #2: Yeah, they must be in showchoir.
by zoe December 13, 2003
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shopoholic

Someone who almost never comes through her door way without a shopping bag. A shopoholic is usually super-rich and popular. Addicted to shopping.
Massie Block from 'The Clique Series' by Lisi Harrison is a shopoholic.
by Olivia Ravel October 31, 2006
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Showchoir

The most fucking AWESOME thing in the world. We showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. People think that it isn't a sport, but they can SUCKIT~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous... :)
YOU: -after showchoir performance- *walks up to our showchoir and snaps fingers in my face* HELLOOO?! Boring showchoir person? Listen to me, you sparkling SMURF.
ME: Oh, HELL naw. :|
(the showchoir circles you as I kick your lilly ass)
YOU: I'm sorry!!!!!
ME: *laughs maliciously, wringing hands* I didn't hear you...
by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O April 14, 2009
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Showerholic

Someone who showers way too many times a day.
Dad: Our water bill is outrageous, it's because our daughter showers 5 times a day!
Mom: I know, we need to find help for her. She's becoming a showerholic.
by Neurism November 15, 2011
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showchoir

a group of awesome girls who sing and dance and parade around in sequined vests and silver flowy skirts.
dude. those girls are singing! and dancing! and they're sequined-y!

total showchoirness...
by ZOEwasHerNAMEo May 20, 2005
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