Shortwich 

A really REALLY small dick

Girl 1: AYYYY so did u eat that dick like a mf sandwich?
Girl 2: NAHHHH more like a shortwich
Girl 1: lol rip

Shortwich by lil thachty September 27, 2020

shitwich 

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

shitwich by Matt October 27, 2003

Strawberry Shortdick 

Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.

Strawberry Shortdick by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016

Shortwicks

quick tempered, easily angered, quickly agitated.

A Jehovah's witness showed up at my door the other day and started giving me the God spiel so I totally went shortwicks on him.

Shortwicks by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012

shortsighted

1. dim-witted/dum/etc.
2. with bad distance vision: unable to see clearly objects that are far away.

1. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."
2. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."

shortsighted by boingat January 16, 2005

showich 

any guy caught wearing old-school jeans that are way too tight and look almost crispy. Most often found in dead-end jobs, known to prey on young boys.

Guy 1: Dude look at that showich
Guy 2: are those jordasches?
Guy 1: Lets get out of here

showich by N1CK2345 September 15, 2007

ShortWire 

Electrical copper shielded wire of short length, man of impulsive statue, Antennae wire less then 10 meters(Shortwave Frequency)

This Shortwire is plugged in with an Amphenol connector, You ShortWired guy, shortbalunned wire anttenae.

ShortWire by Eric de Groot July 13, 2010