ShortChange

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To perform a sexual act on someone and not have them return the favour

"dude I was with amy again lastnight, i went down on her and she totally shortchanged me"

"she shortchanged me man, ffs" BJ BlowJOb Bowcat eat out oral sex hand sex sex one night stand

ShortChange by scrotie-mcbooger-balls December 19, 2014

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shortchange

Artist

Shortchange in the house; get outta the house

shortchange by shortchange February 28, 2013

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Short change hero

Someone who is outcasted/ostracized by society and is generally viewed as a bad/unethical person but they always try to be the hero in bad situations or events out of compassion and honor.

"You're the type of Short change hero this department needs Jackson!"

Short change hero by Wolf chaser March 16, 2019

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Shorthanded

Being shorthanded isn't the same thing as not being ready.

The team was demoralized and discouraged because they knew they were shorthanded, not because they weren't ready.

Shorthanded by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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