shortass

A short ass.

Scottie

by Bob May 24, 2003

Shortass

A shortass is a person who can be easily slapped up whilst also buying a shitty coat from year 3 and still have it fit him 5years later. Gaeeee

Person: shut the fuck up shortass
Shortass: tf u say to me

by rlly? March 18, 2021

shartass

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.

One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010

Short ass bisexual

Myself.

I'm a short ass bisexual.

by AnotherRandomPersonHere. January 13, 2019

shortascammed

When a short person cunningly convinces you to trust them , despite your basic human instincts. And then proceeds to elevate their self esteem by fucking over a taller person than them .. to make themself feel better about being vertically challenged.

Despite my gut feeling, i was still shortascammed by a little fucker.

by KS bang u April 16, 2020

Shotass

A person who is always under the influence of marijuana. The local stoner. Similar to Shot fuck.

"He's always high and is such a stoner!"
"Tah, shotass!"

by Big C My Friends September 27, 2009

Shortarse

A person who is short in stature and is a complete and utter ARSE!

See Nick Williams for an example.

by Mousels January 6, 2005