Shelterism 

The act of sheltering your child from every “bad” thing in the world until adulthood, causing multiple social disorders.

My poor friend’s parents practice shelterism.

Shelterism by Probel Chuvak August 14, 2018

sheltering the homeless

Making sure less fortunate people who started with less opportunity get the food and shelter they need in order to survive.

Sheltering the homeless is good, its moral as well as a help to society.

sheltering the homeless by Michael/halfamitten/mpd November 10, 2005

Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.

Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"

Crotch-sheltering by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 22, 2018

Bomb Sheltering 

The part of a shroom/DXM/acid trip when everyone is too tripped out to say anything. It feels like everyone else is dead and you are in a bomb shelter.

Dude: ...
Other dude: ...
Third dude: This is total bomb sheltering.

Bomb Sheltering by GOD lol May 25, 2006

Shysterism 

The act of being a shyster, one whom runs scams, is full of shit, dishonest and /or shady….

I am so tired of Matt and his shysterism, he's always running some type of scam!

Shysterism by NIKKY T February 2, 2014

Shorterism 

a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”

Shorterism by shorterswife November 3, 2020

Shelterive 

the word that is used to describe a parent/guardian who is both sheltering and protective. While they both have similar meanings, this word is just funnier to say.

" Yeah, you know how my mom is. She's very shelterive"

Shelterive by D4M4SCUS November 25, 2020