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The practice of religiously falling off of one's scooter and/or moped.. and possibly their Vespa?

Anyway, they then wah about their knee-scabs. An excellent candidate for and ambulance chaser with uptarded intelligence.
See also Warclaidhm.
by Kevinhm December 26, 2004
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The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey
Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."
by tokyo82 November 30, 2018
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