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Shorted
Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas
Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?
Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?
Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?
Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?
Shorted by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008
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shorted
to actively take someone of their property. Some believe it is on purpose, some don't.
was shorted (in the past)
was shorted (in the past)
shorted by NotACoolName2 January 19, 2010
Out shortted
Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.
A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."
Out shortted by Gachunt July 25, 2012
shorted out
What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.
shorted out by estebansux September 29, 2011
shorted
Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.
shorted by Andre Owen October 2, 2005
Shorted
When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.
Shorted by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.