Shorpted

When you want to talk to someone but don't know what to say.

Man, I really want to talk to Claire today but I'm totally shorpted!

Shorpted by Froast January 22, 2023

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Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?

Shorted by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

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to actively take someone of their property. Some believe it is on purpose, some don't.

was shorted (in the past)

He shorted you $10 bucks. (just now)

shorted by NotACoolName2 January 19, 2010

Out shortted 

Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.

A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.

"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."

Out shortted by Gachunt July 25, 2012

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What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.

I cannot figure out why your car won't start, something myst be shorted out

shorted out by estebansux September 29, 2011

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Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.

Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.

shorted by Andre Owen October 2, 2005

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When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

Shorted by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010