Shorgan 

When you have a bowl movement, there are organ pieces.

I shorganed some of my liver.

Shorgan by Realist_99 March 6, 2010

Slorgan 

Arbitrary conversation filler which is factually inaccurate.

I've heard enough slorgan out of your mouth today.

Slorgan by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020

shortan

A person named Jordan who is also very short. Can be used to describe both males and females. Females usually exhibit traits of short hair in order to match the rest of their bodies.

Haha! Jordan, more like Shortan amiright?!
*wheeze*

shortan by Parker Antifa March 27, 2019

Shouganai 

Shouganai (しょうがない) is a Japanese word spelled Sho-ga-nah-e

*Shouganai* means "it can't be helped" or "that's how life is". Shows acceptance of a bad situation or defeatism.

Man A: I can't believe she left me for that dude

Man B: Well, shouganai my friend, you'll find a better one

Shouganai by Mistleaf December 26, 2021

fo' shirganoff 

for sure, yes

"Are you coming to the party?" "Fo' Shirganoff."

fo' shirganoff by mas one January 30, 2004

Shortanese

A powerful language discovered by Monitor.

SHORTANESE IS TOO POWERFULL

Shortanese by WebkinzWoof November 8, 2016

Smorgans 

The act of inserting marshmellows into the anus, placing your anus 2 inches above an open flame. After marshmellows have thoroughly melted remove anus and bend over allowing the marshmellow ooze to drip into your inner organs therefore reaching Nirvana.

"Dude Im still shitting marshmellows"
"First time making smorgans huh?"
"Yeah man, I never knew life could be so good."

Smorgans by Chris Allport January 27, 2007