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Shopthrifting 

Stealing from a thrift store because even thrift items are too expensive for yo broke ass.
Derived from the word Shoplifting.
"Hey dude, this cool porcelain cat is only fifty cents!"
"Nah, I'm broke as hell. I think it's small enough to fit in my pocket though, I'll just shopthrift it."

"Hey man, let's hit up the thrift stores while we're in Chicago."
"I just got fired, I ain't got no change to spare."
"Man, you should know by now I meant we were gonna go shopthrifting. Everything's free!"
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shopshifting 

The practice of browsing at an actual store and simultaneously using one's mobile device to buy the item online (or put it on an online wishlist to buy later) for a lower price.
I was at Best Buy yesterday and saw this Blu-ray player for $300, but I went shopshifting at Amazon and got it for $200.
shopshifting by bbgm November 27, 2009

shopgrifting 

Purchasing an item, using it for a short time or intended purpose, then returning it for a full refund.
When Lexi went to return an expensive dress the day after the prom, the saleslady accused her of shopgrifting.
shopgrifting by javasaurus November 7, 2007

shopdrifting 

To haphazardly relocate store merchandise, due to laziness or lack of cash, rather than to put it back where you found it.
You were hella Shopdrifting that beef jerky and pez into the ice cream freezer the second you had a jones for that rotund burrito.
shopdrifting by metadrool October 11, 2010

shop thrifting 

When a person tells a cashier at a store that the item they are purchasing is cheaper at another store when really it is not. Usually the purchaser makes up a fake cheaper price as to save money and not spend too much. Usually done at Wal-Mart.
That woman over there is shop thrifting, what a cheap bitch.
shop thrifting by J-Grizzle February 6, 2007
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026