Shitblocker

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

Shitblocker by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

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shitknocker

shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners

dude you owe me money shitknocker

man this shitknocker dont owe you money

dude youre such a shitknocker

shitknocker by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

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Shitflickers

men’s formal style shoes that abnormally point. The term shitflicker designates instantly from The fact that they undoubtedly flick poo of the ground at lengths unprecedented.

“bobs shitflickers could probably shit flick across the globe”

Shitflickers by Shitflickers November 3, 2020

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Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

Shitlocker by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020