Definitions by WarNPeace

Shoomp 

The sound the pneumatic tube makes at your bank’s drive-thru

The teller sent the tunnel bunny back with my money and it made a reassuring SHOOMP sound...

Shoomp by WarNPeace December 10, 2017

Tunnel Bunny 

Another name for the carrier used in pneumatic tubes at your bank.

John put his deposit in the tunnel bunny and hit the button to send it to the bank teller. It made a pleasing shoomp sound.

Tunnel Bunny by WarNPeace December 10, 2017

Text A Dump 

When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".

A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".

Brett took his cell to the bathroom with him, guess he had to text a dump.

Text A Dump by WarNPeace October 9, 2012