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Shogology

The knowledge of knowing all the perverted things on earth.

Being perverted when tired.
Dude your hella perverted, you know alot of Shogology
by jomonuji June 14, 2010
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Schoology

A crappy website that can barely function for a week without going down and s the most infuring website that I have possibly ever used.
God damnit! Schoology is down again! Now my teachers are going to give me a zero because I can't access the materials.
by ChickenTend1es April 15, 2020
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schoology

A lame website public schools use, mimicking the layout of Facebook (mostly by incorporating the "like" feature) where teachers can make pages to post homework, assignments, etc; As well as a community message board for the entire student body and staff to post school-related stuff. Typically, students use it to post mindless nonsense like they do on Facebook, and don't use it for its actual purpose. The site is under strict regulation by the vice principal, who often deletes the posts after a day, so it's no fun.
Kid 1: Hey did you check Schoology for the homework?

Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.

Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!

Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.

Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.

Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.
by monsterock666 April 20, 2014
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Schoology

A VERY stupid website that teachers think the kids like, and crashes most of the time meaning you have homework on the weekend! It also has a very annoying system of how you select courses, so half the time you are stuck not having the correct course on your list
dad: did you finish the homework?
Kid: no that stupid schoology website went down so we have to finish it on the weekend!
by 1089 March 8, 2021
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Reverse Smokology

When you try to study but your brain won't kick into gear, so you decide to smoke a bowl to see if it will trick your brain into working.
"God damn it! I've taken 3 caffeine pills (or ritalin or adderall) and I still can't study! Pack the bong, I have to try reverse smokology for this one."
by Valtastic October 7, 2009
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Siggology

When you believe in God and Jesus and you believe there is a heaven but no hell.And people the commit crimes like murders will still go to heaven because "Siggology" believes there souls are cleansed once you go to the after life.Also you believe some stuff in the bible but not all off it you believe to be true.

First used by D'Andre Siggas (Dcigs aka Sigga's)
"Man I don't believe in Christianity I believe in Siggology"
by Tecnical.k November 15, 2011
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Swagology

the study of looking fly and staying fresh. Often schooled by a Swagologist, keeping his students looking good and getting laid.
"dude, what do i gotta do to get girls to notice me?"

"yo brah, you best sign up for Swagology 101. Your swag needs some work.."
by Professor Fresh March 27, 2010
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