Shoessin
Shoessin by Some dude that wrote something December 20, 2008
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Shoeshine-fu
This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020
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Montana shoeshine
"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."
Montana shoeshine by LimpDiskette April 7, 2008
Shoeshine music
A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.
"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"
Shoeshine music by 3eyed March 14, 2009
Akron Shoeshine
You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!
Akron Shoeshine by FireIslanders August 15, 2006
Reverse shoeshine
Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.
My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.
Reverse shoeshine by The Firezombie August 20, 2009
shossing
Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.
'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."