smoessing 

"smoke kissing"
when one is in a circle and some sort of smoke circulating through their mouth and they decide to pass to another mouth by blowing the smoke into the other person's

when one is smoessing while in a circle and some sort of smoke circulating through their mouth and they decide to pass to another mouth by blowing the smoke into the other person's mouth while they inhale

smoessing by scemca October 21, 2008

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

smoshing

When you act like Anthony and/or Ian from Smosh, the most popular people on Youtube (maybe the internet).

Dude, John, haha, you're smoshing again

smoshing by Kevinthetrooper June 21, 2008

Social Smooshing 

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

Social Smooshing by smebobo January 28, 2021

Smousing

To Smouse..

To,"shit",Poo,Crap and or Deficate on a car Bonnet.
"i been out smousing car baaad Man!
Smouse the bicthes car! "you been smoused"

Smousing by zzif June 12, 2011

shossing 

Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.

'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."

shossing by joepus April 11, 2008