Shobacus

Short for "should have been a cum stain". Term for a person who is absolutely useless.

The guy or gal who comes to a party that doesn't help in any way. Sits alone in a corner, can't get a date, never has their own party supplies. Most of the time no one notices them.

He'd been a better Shobacus instead of being born.

by Buzzweiser July 15, 2011