Shockzone 

Shockzone is the most scientifically advanced comfort technology in footwear today. A unique molecular make up of materials that will not collapse or break down like standard footwear does. Check them out, www.shopworkforce.con

"These Shockzone boots are the most comfortable I've ever had, thank you!"

Shockzone by Shockzone Inc. September 3, 2012

STOCKTONE 

The guy above is an idiot... the "Sunshine State" is Florida.

"Stocktone" is in California, the Golden State.

STOCKTONE by Trying to make Stocktonians less stupid February 21, 2005

Shockdongladier

A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.

Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier

Shockdongladier by Davedale August 25, 2019

shockgore.com 

A website for gore and some of the most fucked up shit is contained. You can find many videos of people dying.

"Ay yo, you ever been on shockgore.com?"
"Nah bro, what the hell is it?"

shockgore.com by DeadPoptart December 30, 2019

Shocktoberfest 

the act of performing the shocker while drinking a beer and munching a bratwurst

"Dude, lastnight i pulled off the shocktoberfest on heidi,
didnt spill my beer but got brat on her ass!"

Shocktoberfest by dr fupa December 12, 2007

STOCKTONE 

The mother F**kin Greatest city in history.... Located in the sunshine state you show us seven we show u eight where every ones rent is always late....
*209* on mine

Im from Stocktone, Killa Kali.

STOCKTONE by Yall know who it is=-) October 25, 2004

Shocktober

It's SHOCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 HOG hooking awareness month 😮🙆 ♂️👅 send this to 12 of your closest duo partners👭 😈 that love that mercy pocket 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃STRIKER - O - WEEN🎃is upon us!! If you get this message ✉ you are CHAD OF THE MATCHA !!! Forward this to 7️⃣ of the 🍆GAMEREST🍆 GAYMERS💁 ♂️that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't be prepared 🙎 ♂️ for 6️⃣9️⃣days of bad luck⚠🍀❗❗ATTENTION❗❗💀👻All HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 MAINTANKS 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY☠YOU KNOW THAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊PUNCHED👊 BY A 💀DOOMFIST 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉SOLO QUE 😽AND🙅 ♂️DONT🙅 ♀️FORGET😩🙌TO SUCK SOME👨 ❤️ 👨SUPER💉HOG🍆💦SO PUT YOUR👗👑COSTUMES AND GO🚪 DOOR TO DOOR 🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT😍GOOD GOOD POCKET😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠SPOOKY 👻🍑MOTHS🌮 TO👁SHOW💁 ♂️ THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆ANS🌽

Noonie: are you ready for shocktober? get your slpySF on!
Sleepy: what's shocktober?
Noonie: omg sleepy you are such a noob.

Shocktober by Lelittleshrimp October 8, 2020