shockened

best word ever made 'nuff said.

i'm shockened you haven't heard of this word yet.

by ilovethewordshockened August 22, 2011

shnockered

The state of being really drunk.

Last night I got really shnockered at this party, it was great.

by Henry Schexnayder November 5, 2002

snockered

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...

After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.

by SLU August 23, 2004

shickered

Derives from 'shicker',an alcoholic beverage, means to be pissed/drunk/legless

Fred: What did you do last night?

George: Got shickered

by Sonny-T December 8, 2006

shockfended

Definition: The state of being both shocked and offended.

I was shockfended to learn that my most recent brilliant ideas were shot down and marked "Needs Improvement."

by Just another prettty face June 6, 2018

pussy shocked

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

by Brian_D December 18, 2007

shockled

a blend of the words shocked and baffled used in instances where one or the other simply wont satisfy the magnitude of the reaction.

At first, I was shocked but the more I thought of it, I became baffled as well. This information flat out shockled me.

by GrandmasterSchrute March 11, 2021