Shock box

The act of eating a women out while spreading your ass in the direction of the nearest doorway.

Charles: “yo I just shock boxed this bitch”
Grant: “yea, I know I walked in and saw your asshole”

by 5$hotandready October 27, 2021

stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.

How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”

by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023

snock box

a mechanical term for the vagina

British Accent "She started up with the back talkin' again, so I kicked her in the snock box, officer".

by Rob Rodriguez August 28, 2007

box sock

After having sex in a car, take off one of your socks and use it to clean yourself. Then, wipe down her box so the love juice doesn't stain the leather seats.

It could have been a messy situation, but I cleaned her up using a box sock.

by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008

box sock denial

When your partner gets pissed off that you tried to use a box sock on her. Usually happens when the box sock is especially dirty and worn all night partying.

I tried to clean up after sex, but received a box sock denial.

by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008

Shack-In-The-Box

A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.

My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

sock-boxing

1.) v. To stare blankly without letting anything enter your mind. 2.) v. defragging the brain.

Dan was so bored he didn't even pretend to listen. He was just sitting there sock-boxing while I was telling the story about my grandmother's new cat...

by megb713 March 22, 2010