Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

stock box 

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
stock box by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023

snock box 

British Accent "She started up with the back talkin' again, so I kicked her in the snock box, officer".
snock box by Rob Rodriguez August 28, 2007

box sock 

After having sex in a car, take off one of your socks and use it to clean yourself. Then, wipe down her box so the love juice doesn't stain the leather seats.
It could have been a messy situation, but I cleaned her up using a box sock.
box sock by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008

box sock denial 

When your partner gets pissed off that you tried to use a box sock on her. Usually happens when the box sock is especially dirty and worn all night partying.
I tried to clean up after sex, but received a box sock denial.

Shack-In-The-Box 

A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.
My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.
Shack-In-The-Box by DOTK May 22, 2009

sock-boxing 

1.) v. To stare blankly without letting anything enter your mind. 2.) v. defragging the brain.
Dan was so bored he didn't even pretend to listen. He was just sitting there sock-boxing while I was telling the story about my grandmother's new cat...
sock-boxing by megb713 March 22, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more