While making out with a chick and she starts to dry hump your leg and states she can cum in 13.9 seconds, and does just that.
I was making out with this chick and she started to dry hump my leg and came in 13.9 seconds. She then proceeded to say thanks and out the door she went.
by DIRTNAPP March 31, 2023
Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.
Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?
“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”
Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks
Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”
Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks
Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
This is a woman if by chance she crosses your path, you are awe struck by her beauty the kind that you have never seen before. This is the woman you have been waiting for. And if so happens to notice you? It is for a reason, you may not understand. What you do know is you would give anything and everything for her. You would die for her. You would kill for her. You would live for her. Knowing to be loved by her is knowing you belong with her. All it takes is a smile from her and the look from her majestic eyes. And you will be in Bombliss the kind that never fades.
by DIRTNAPP March 01, 2023
This is a woman if by chance she crosses your path, you are awe struck by her beauty the kind that you have never seen before. This is the woman you have been waiting for. And if so happens to notice you? It is for a reason, you may not understand. What you do know is you would give anything and everything for her. You would die for her. You would kill for her. You would live for her. Knowing to be loved by her is knowing you belong with her. All it takes is a smile from her and the look from her majestic eyes. And you will be in Bombliss the kind that never fades.
by DIRTNAPP March 01, 2023
When your partner wants you to cum inside of her. She feels she fulfilled and it is her duty getting you to unload every bit of cum into her and loves the feeling of it splashing inside.
Yeah she robs da pistol every time.
She can’t get enough keeping me in Bombliss and and loves to rob da pistol till it’s empty whenever we can.
She can’t get enough keeping me in Bombliss and and loves to rob da pistol till it’s empty whenever we can.
by DIRTNAPP March 01, 2023
Individual(s) who will hang around a drug dealer and will offer service of any kind with hopes of drugs as a form payment.
by DIRTNAPP December 15, 2022