Shock Exchange

The look or reaction one experiences when reviewing one's IRA, or savings stock market statements.

"my god, have you seen what happened to the nest-egg last quarter? "

"Sure, just take a look at the shock exchange today!"

by geoffsf April 7, 2010

Stock Exchange

A variation of the "Eiffel Tower". This move requires two males and one female. The males shall be dressed in business suits. Unlike the Eiffel tower, instead of high fiving, you will shake hands and look each other in the eyes in agreement. Upon completion of the Stock Exchange the males will check their watches as if late for a meeting and leave while the female is left to clean up the "paperwork".

Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob walk into a room. Ms. Jenny was bent over a chair. Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob unzip their slacks and insert their penis' into the respective holes on Ms. Jenny which were agreed upon previously. When both gentlemen are inside, they shake hands until they have completed the transaction of dumping semen into Ms. Jenny. Stock Exchange complete!

by bobstevendoastockexchange September 25, 2013

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

The stock exchange with over 5,000 companies.

I like to invest in the NYSE.

by Fill Plates December 5, 2002

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

chap who in the glory days of the now defunct Vogue gossip and celeb forums intermittently posted sexually explicit and threatening bile, boasted of his earnings in 'the market', discussed his celebrity contacts and discoursed on his love for the bodies of preteen girls.

I miss NYSE and all the other ex-Voguers.

by Tamara October 24, 2003

NY Sock Exchange

When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.

Those two guys are roommates at SUNY P and are the kings of the midnight NY Sock Exchange.

by rockNrollTUFFguy November 8, 2023

New York Sock Exchange

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.

This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.

by PodcastListener July 23, 2019

German stock exchange

An exchange of feces, usually between two homosexual males, taking place from one anus to the other's. Best done with a special "German Stock Exchange" chair which straps one particpant into an upside-down seated position with a hole cut out of the seat upon which the first "broker" sits over to trade his "stock" through.

My anus is all loose and ready now Hans, how about some day trading on the German Stock Exchange?

by Scottt M. James January 16, 2008