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Stock Exchange 

A variation of the "Eiffel Tower". This move requires two males and one female. The males shall be dressed in business suits. Unlike the Eiffel tower, instead of high fiving, you will shake hands and look each other in the eyes in agreement. Upon completion of the Stock Exchange the males will check their watches as if late for a meeting and leave while the female is left to clean up the "paperwork".
Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob walk into a room. Ms. Jenny was bent over a chair. Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob unzip their slacks and insert their penis' into the respective holes on Ms. Jenny which were agreed upon previously. When both gentlemen are inside, they shake hands until they have completed the transaction of dumping semen into Ms. Jenny. Stock Exchange complete!

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) 

The stock exchange with over 5,000 companies.
I like to invest in the NYSE.

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) 

chap who in the glory days of the now defunct Vogue gossip and celeb forums intermittently posted sexually explicit and threatening bile, boasted of his earnings in 'the market', discussed his celebrity contacts and discoursed on his love for the bodies of preteen girls.
I miss NYSE and all the other ex-Voguers.

NY Sock Exchange 

When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.
Those two guys are roommates at SUNY P and are the kings of the midnight NY Sock Exchange.

New York Sock Exchange 

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.
This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.

German stock exchange 

An exchange of feces, usually between two homosexual males, taking place from one anus to the other's. Best done with a special "German Stock Exchange" chair which straps one particpant into an upside-down seated position with a hole cut out of the seat upon which the first "broker" sits over to trade his "stock" through.
My anus is all loose and ready now Hans, how about some day trading on the German Stock Exchange?