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shock cock 

A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.
Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.
shock cock by Noah March 24, 2004
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Shock Cock 

Surprise sexual encounter - male partner didn't know it was coming.
After buying her dinner last night, Dawn gave Lee a shock cock.
Shock Cock by gotchatlc November 30, 2010

Shock cock 

When you're raw dogging a thot in a trap house and the cops show up and process to taze you but the pussy too good so you keep hitting it and you end up electrocuting her
Damn, Zane gave Macy that shock cock last night, now she has to be cremated
Shock cock by Shockercocker August 13, 2017

cock shock

being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.
the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked
cock shock by m0n1ng September 14, 2009

cock shock

A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.
It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.
cock shock by Anthem March 18, 2003

cock shock

verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.

Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!

During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
cock shock by JW75 March 29, 2013

cock shock

When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.
I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?
cock shock by Bromski March 6, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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