SHOCATO

SHOCATO a previous drug addict commonly heroin user with the dream job with the dream boss, dream house and dream wife and kids dream truck . an likes to show off what he dont actually own.

look at pinche shocato driving the jeep his wife paid for like its his.

there goes shocato in his 50k 2011 gmc his father in law paid for.

TECATO SHOCATO at it again claiming to want to buy stuff but cant pay off debts

by tecatomartin July 3, 2020

Shocato

A known heroine user who likes to show off stuff that he dont have.

Did you see Martin the Shocato in his lifted truck that his father n law bought him?

by Wiggumism July 3, 2020

slocatooty sorfunkded

to be intoxicated beyond the ability to formulate coherrent sentences

Dingobutt was slocatooty sorfunkded after that party.

by Skippitydooda December 17, 2004

Shocktopus

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

shocazooloo

To crap your self in pain, and fury.

Josh accidentally shocazoolooed during class yesterday

by Steven James Robertson November 12, 2013

Shocktoberfest

the act of performing the shocker while drinking a beer and munching a bratwurst

"Dude, lastnight i pulled off the shocktoberfest on heidi,
didnt spill my beer but got brat on her ass!"

by dr fupa December 12, 2007

Shocktober

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Noonie: are you ready for shocktober? get your slpySF on!
Sleepy: what's shocktober?
Noonie: omg sleepy you are such a noob.

by Lelittleshrimp October 8, 2020