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sholatone 

It means "Paranoia is the leading cause of paranoia."
To find yourself worried about something simply because someone else is worried about it or you've seen something that relates to your situation.

When you are paranoid and there is no real reason to be paranoid.
person 1: Hey man, I think Jane's going to break up with me because she's been eating more than usual.

person 2: Sholatone dude!

person 1: What do you mean?

person 2: Your last girlfriend ate more right before she broke up with you so now you think Jane is doing the same thing.

person 1: I guess you're right.... Sholatone.
sholatone by TSander March 25, 2014
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Shoalton is a Titty Monster. Since he eats only blue footed boobies, peeing is the only way to keep him away from your JUNK!!
Shoalton will only turn gay at night. When he is gay he will steal makeup and clothes to put them up his butt. his best friend is Jimmy the rapist. If you approach the Titty Monster, he will SHART on his hands and start raping a monkey (he's learning from Jimmy the rapist).
MOMMY: "Shoalton stop stripping!"
HIM: NO mommy! It's what I like!!!"

Shabatone hangover

When one sleeps for 16 hours and takes a refreshing shower but only after another amazing weekend with ohel
“I’m sorry Rebbe that I wasn’t in school until Wednesday, I was in a critical state of Shabatone hangover.

Shootone 

Shootone: something that is amazing.
Damn this cake was a shootone.
Shootone by Jenkins Alakbar September 3, 2018

shalamone 

The process of creating children with a ginger dog
Shalamone
shalamone by Shalamone April 21, 2021

shplamoney 

A word that doesn’t have a meaning. Free of use.
Cletus should mind his business before i beat his “shplamoney”
shplamoney by JVNITALY December 9, 2023
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026