Shnart Attack

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.

Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.

by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019

shart attack

that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a shart.

the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.

"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."

by heavyduty October 16, 2006

shart attack

False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)

Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.

by codimus123 April 1, 2010

shart-attack

a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.

"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident

by Eloy Denis June 13, 2011

shart attack

A shart attack is what occurs when multiple sharts take place. You shart once, but figure that the chances of it happening again so soon are infinitesimal, so you fart again. And guess what, it's a shart. This, however, is only a double shart. A full blown shart attack is when the subject is stupid enough to do it more than twice in a row without repairing the situation (new underwear, shower, etc.).

He thought for sure that it couldn't happen three times in a row, but lo and behold, he was having a shart attack.

by MS-2020 April 9, 2010

shart attack

When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.

John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today

Nate: Dude, bring it.

John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.

by Lexdeacon June 8, 2011

Sheart attack

A physiological response to an extreme surprise involving simultaneous evacuation of one's bowels and cardiac arrest.

I nearly had a sheart attack when I was almost hit by the car that ran the red light.

by llanevad November 25, 2016