2 definitions by ShadoOfLight
(n) An evil, powerful, and mysterious creature formed from the aspects of a Snorlax and Orgalorg with the appearance of a large, blue penguin.
(v) Death. To 'eat a snorgalorg' is to consume a snorgalorg. Which when eaten will violently rip apart the attacker from the inside.
(v) Death. To 'eat a snorgalorg' is to consume a snorgalorg. Which when eaten will violently rip apart the attacker from the inside.
Guy 1: Don't eat a snorgalorg on your way to work!
Guy 2: No worries, you won't need to plan my funeral yet.
Guy 2: No worries, you won't need to plan my funeral yet.
by ShadoOfLight September 1, 2019
Not to be confused with shark attack
Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.
Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019