Shnapple

A man who is sexually gay. Does stuff with men. But still finds women attractive but not in a sexual way.

Nick Jonas is such a shnapple he was like sucking on 5 cocks at one's last night.

Shnapple by iknowshit May 10, 2010

Shapple 

Shapple (shit+apple) is a term used when one needs to refer to apple infused poop.

This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.

Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.

Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.

Dog goes out for a late night potty session and doesn't come right back in, but when she does, she's licking her chops.

It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!

also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone

Shapple by podulator November 10, 2010

Schnapple

BIG Fans of Noah Schnapp

Q: Who's your favourite actor?
A: Noah Schnapp!
= person 'A' is a schnapple

Schnapple by yocoffeagirl July 25, 2020

snapple noises 

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

snapple noises by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

Shnipple Shnap 

A word used to respond to someone without actually having to know the topic of the conversation or the proper response.

Syn. - Filler, Idle Response

"Dude, I just saw Dukes of Hazzard and it was totally freakin' awesome! I love good cinema."

"Shnipple Shnap. I'm gonna go smok-a-bol."

Shnipple Shnap by i.wms September 12, 2005

Shappley 

(AKA a Shapp) Another term for shafta. Popular in international schools in Saudi. Slang for a pod system such as a juul, myle, or a suorin edge.

Senior : *walks into science bathroom*

Senior : Yo! Can anyone aziz a shapp?

Junior : Bro my pod’s empty.
Senior : Bro fuck you jeeb shappley.

Shappley by Jeeb Shappley Inc. August 22, 2019

Snapple Fact #69 

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

Snapple Fact #69 by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010